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Good looks catch the eyes,
but Good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it...
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2
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1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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3
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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u -
it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp
....
I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.
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4
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Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
finding true love is a life time mission..
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition
& marry ur dad's decision !
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5
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From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!
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6
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I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
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7
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I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u
and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else ............
Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
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I am gonna write on all bricks , "I MISS U " and wish one fall on your head....
so that u'll come 2 know how it hurts when u miss someone .
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If you ever want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey,
Be regular as Clock, be fresh as rose,
Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me.....
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My Friendship is like an onion,
Which has many layers in it,
it will add taste to your life,
but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes
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I chased love i found friendship,
i chased desires i found hopes,
i chased reality i found dreams,
i chased a monkey and i found you.
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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting.
The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come..
But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ?
Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
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Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!
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Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people, And
Legends never talk, they send SMS...
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You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
me = lier! :)
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...
Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With
Idiot
for
Ever
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As a person u r:
=> ADORABLE
=> SWEET
=> SIMPLE
=> HONEST
=> OBEDIENT
=> LOVEABLE
=> EXCELLENT
******
In short U R an asshole!
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YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means...
C - Causing
U - Un-necessary
T - Trouble
E - Everywhere
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A *smile* is a sign of joy,
A *hug* is a sign of love,
A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,
A *Friend* like me is a sign of
"YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE"
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20
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This is not fair!
How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET!
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21
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Luv
Easy to say - Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal...
Difficulty is a part of Life...
But That's the reason...
Why Girlfriend is never a wife?
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A Friend is:
1% Funny
2% Sweet
3% Caring
4% Loving and...
90% Good Looking that's why...
I'm your Friend!
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23
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U r
1
of
those
I
luv
2
msg
Coz
its
fun
2
see
your
eyes
goes
up
down
up
down
up
down
up
down
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Hello
DEAR
Where R U
Now...?
No Visits...,
No Calls....,
No SMS from Wik,
No Missed calls,
I M So worried...
---------
Are U n JAIL again?
Pls r e p l y!
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Very good!
Intelligent ya!
Teach u A-B-C-D tomm...
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Why did
God Create
'U' before
Me....?
Ans: B'cause
he wanted to Create
a 'SAMPLE',
Be4 Creating A
*Master-Piece*
He! He! He!
Hu!! Hu!!
Hey!! Hey!!
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If u Read This,
I'm SmArT.
If u Save This,
U Agree I'm SmArT.
If u 4ward This,
Ur Spraeding Tht I'm SmArT..
n if u Del This,
U'r Jealous
"B'cos I'm SmArT"
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Who's hot... Its U,
Who's
Charming... Its U,
Who's
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who's
Intelligent... Its U,
Who's dear & near friend... Its U
Who's a liar.. Its me!
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I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,
I wrote ur name on my heart n....
I got a HEART
ATTACK!
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Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY
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Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty.
So the world needs YOU after all!
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Galileo:
Great Mind
Einstein:
Genius Mind
Newton:
Extraordinary Mind
Bill Gates:
Brilliant Mind
Me:
Mastermind
You:
Never mind
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Good looks catch the eyes,
but Good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it...
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God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
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GREAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.
AVERAGE PEOPLE TALK ABOUTTHINGS.
SMALL PEOPLE TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
AND LEGENDS NEVER TALK...
THEY EXCHANGE MESSAGES!!
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I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against
me of "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" . i M DOOMED,
Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
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I saw u on a road
U look so beautiful
u walk as a divine
when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart
WHO LETS THE DOG OUT
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38
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When i call u,one ring means I m missing u,
2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,
4 ring means i need u,5 ring means.....
IDIOT ATTEND THE PHONE.
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Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend!!
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40
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Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don't u have any job?
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41
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Good looks catch the eyes,
but Good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it...
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42
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Something are made for each other.
For E.g.: Shoe and socks,
soap and water,
Paper and pen,
Shirt and Paint...
Me and Your
Boy Friend.. :-)
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43
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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
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44
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If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...
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45
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DREAM
makes all things
Possible
HOPES
makes all things
work
LOVE
makes all things
beautiful
SMILE
makes all the
above work
possible
So
ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
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SMOKE everyday
plz!
SMOKE means
S - Send
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool SMS
E - Every day!
so, plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!
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l
Me
My Self
Yes Me
l
Really
Truly
Unstopably
Unmistakenly
R
E
A
LLY
Faithfully
have
2 say
that
today is sUNDAY!
Enjoy!
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I like seeing u,
I like hearing u,
I like 2 spend my time with u.
But U r always surrounded by others,
as u r the main attraction of the...
"ZOO"
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49
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Why do only 10% of men go to heaven..
If all wud go thr...
It will be called...
as "HELL"
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50
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Jùst
dr@pping
by
2
say
Im ALIVE
Sender:
Osama Bin Laden
+11092001-786
Pls wait a sec...
Connecting 2
Chief
TERRORIST...
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