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If u r in
Tension
if nothing seems
going right
If u find
no way out
then just
think of ME
O
N
C
E
o
n
L
y
I
WILL
B
THERE
2
I=N=C=R=E=A=S=E
ur
TENSION!
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U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
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Yes, God made you first,
but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident.
Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down.
We apologize for any inconvenience.
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Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
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My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
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When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
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If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
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Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images..
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If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
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Handsome,
Sweet,
Intelligent,
Spontaneous,
Good Looking,
Nice Friends,
Charming,
Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
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Some 1 r bers,
somebody cares,
ur name is whispered in somebody's prayers,
keep d bright hope of sunshine in view,
some 1 is always thinkin of u,
d monkey in zoo!
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Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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Sincere apology:
If u dont like any of my SMS &
Don't like 2 read,
or if my msgs disturb u,
then pls dont hesitate,
feel free to...
Throw ur mobile out!
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How much is 1 + 1 = ?
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.
.
.
.
Are you still looking for the answer?
Shame on you!
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To prove you are not an idiot take the test below:
Press down...
Press up...
look, you cudnt follow the instructions...
You failed... You are an IDIOT.
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Flowers die, Stories end,
Songs fade, Memories r 4gotten...
All things come 2 an end but
precious people like me r treasured 4ever n 4ever :-)
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1-u r nice person
2-line 1 is true
3-line 2 is false if line 1 is true
4-both 2&3 are correct
5-all 4 r wrong
Confused?
Now msg & confuse others
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EYES : To look at you
HAND : To pray for you
Mind : To remember you
Heart : To love you
AND
AND
AND
AND
AND LEGS : To kick YOU..
If you forget me... !! GOT IT!!!
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Ur Tarriff has changed!
Now make calls acc. to d size of ur Brain.
D smaller d brain, d cheaper will b d calls.
Dont worry yaar, u can make free calls!!
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Ven u get this SMS, send it 2one person U Love,
One u Hate, One u always think of & one U wish to Kill.
Now keep thinking why I hav send it to you.
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One of qualities
I like most about you...
Is that you are very sentimental...
01% - Senti
99% - Mental
Ha... ha... hee... hee!
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L o n g t i m e a g o...
o n l y idiots used...
to read my S M S.
And, t o d a y,
the history continues....
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10 Things I like about U
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
Wat can i say?
THR is NUTHIN GUD ABUT U!
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Sometimes I forget to ask
are u ok?
Sometimes I even miss to say
Hi!
But it doesn't mean that
you're forgotten... No
I m just lazy... like u...
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Please turn ur mobile
upside down & read hurry!!
37OHSSV O773H
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First of first is first of you,
Then there are zeros two
First of last is last of you,
Now you tell me what are you?
"F-O-O-L"
RITE!
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You are ABCDEFGHIJK!
(Read on)
A - Attractive
B - Beautiful
C - Cute
D - Dazzling
E - Excellent
F - Funny
G - Great
H - Hot
I J K-
I am Just Kidding!!
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U r very special 4 me...
U should b safe always...
U should b safe my dear...
I cant b wid u all time....
so pls b careful wenever u
jump from tree 2 tree...
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What is a Girl Friend?
Ans:
Addition of Problem,
Substraction of Money,
Multiplication of Enemy,
Division of Friends....
So be careful
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Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you
Guess Who?
Neighbour's Dog!
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Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will never start working!
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Newton's law of Romance:-
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...
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WELCOME To
www.human.com
Type password
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***
****
New Member:
U r welcome
Processing:
Denied! Sorry u r not human.
Try
www.monkey.com
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3 glances=
1 smile
3 smiles=
1 meeting
3 meetings=
1 kiss
3 kisses=
1 proposal
3 proposals=
1 marriage
& that bloody
1 marriage =
3000000000000
problems!!
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From
Mon to Sun...
From
Jan to Dec...
From
Birth till death...
My feelings
for UUU
have never changed...
For ME..
You have always been
a HEADACHE
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A friend is:
Who lends you...
Pen in School...
Notes in highschool...
Bike in college...
Girlfriend in University...
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If I had a camera
I'll snap ur every moment
every smile
every memory
n keep...in my.... kitchen to scare the mouse...
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Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........
still
searching......
get a good grip of your mobile....
still
searching.......
no brains found.
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HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just
wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
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Every morning U are the first thing that come 2 my mind.
I wish I would start my day with U in my bed.
I Luv ur feel on my lips. U just make my day.
I luv U Nescafe.
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I ve written nice poem 4 U.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
U should Know What U R..
& Once U Know What U R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..
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Namaskar.
This is
ALL INDIA ANTI-SLEEP ASSOCIATION
Mid night service.
Our aim
is to
disturb
the sleep of
others.
Thank u..
GOOD NIGHT
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I want 2 talk 2 u now...
Can i call u? Plzzzz yaaa...
Nothing Special, but want 2 talk 2 u...
Just 2 test whether i can understand monkey's language!
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I am getting married next sunday...
Ther wud b a small party & only a few ppl will b invited. Dont bring any gift. Jus bring some1 2 marry me!
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Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color
no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal's
father must have his own bar... CHEERS
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When things go wrong,
when sadness fills ur heart
& when tears flow 4rm ur eyes,
just let me know,
coz I want 2b there 4 you!
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I'm selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE
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I want You
To Be With Me
In A Nice Restaurant
To Have Candle Light Dinner...
& Say Those Sweet Three Words to U....
"PAY THE BILL"
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